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Jewish Life · 2014

Jewbellish Finally Makes the Wall Street Journal

It's taken log enough, but frum comedy is finally making the mainstream media. Wait! Did I just say mainstream media? I think I just gave away my years of listening…

By Shragi · Originally published on FrumSatire.net in 2014

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